When Intellectual Property Hits Different

 

 

Welcome to the ultimate copyright fever dream! If you’ve ever wanted to shop at Costquito for a bar of Dave Soap before playing Prince Banana 2 on your Wee, this collection is for you. Don’t forget to suit up your kids in bootleg Minnie gear with the iconic tagline "The rice is strange," grab a Captain America backpack that mysteriously looks like Mario, or relax with a movie featuring "Sean Connery vs. The Cock."

Trademarks? Never heard of them. Intellectual property lawyers everywhere are either weeping hysterically or buying tickets to this alternate universe!